Saturday, February 16, 2008

Dance War's, Mantana and Clintons Mullet.



This week has been rough for the blog I found myself with a lot of little things to write about but nothing to expound upon. And so this blog is a musing of some of the weired stuff that went through my head this week.

First off, never, never, ever watch Dance Wars. Dance Wars comes on right before another show that I watch so I occasionally catch 10 to 15 minute segments of the show. Just so your informed the show is a dance/singing competition. Now I'm a semi fan of certain realty shows, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance. I even tried out for the former a few seasons ago, but that's another blog all together. These talent competitions are full of talent or at least people that are relatively good. However in Dance Wars the dancing and singing come nowhere near to anything you could find at a local karaoke bar or a second grade ballet recital. The singing from these contestants can only be compared to a bag of cats being thrashed against a wall, and the dancing is like watching a four year old that cant find a restroom and is about to burst. They must pay the audience to watch the show, because I don't know how anyone could cheer for these performances or be truly upset when one of the contestants is voted off. Anyway don't watch this show unless you need to laugh at stupid kids embarrassing themselves.

Next. I believe more and more every day that this great nation of ours is headed towards self destruction. The leaders and future leaders of our country are becoming more and more arrogant, dishonest, and just down right power mongers. This will eventually lead to our demise, and so I'm proposing an initiative, an escape plan you might call it. I propose that any of you that think like me, who value our freedoms, limited government and the right to make a living for ourselves, ban together. That we pool our resources when the time comes and buy an island, or a large plot of land in the mountains of Montana (Mantana as we call it in the office). Once there we set up our own colony and live in peace and prosperity. To make this work we will need people with all different skill sets, carpenters, farmers, doctors, and some people with a butt load of money to buy the island with. So the call is out, answer it if you want to survive the coming storm.

Finally is it just me or does Hillary Clinton's Mullet resemble Joe Dirt's?


Peace Out
Jon

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